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Every bag of coffee ground by the beast contains:
• caffeine
• chaos
• traces of destroyed alarm clocks
For centuries, the Grinder Beast has roamed the shadows searching for one thing:
Stronger coffee.
Now he’s here. Covered in smoke, rage, and enough energy to fistfight the sunrise itself.
This shirt is for the legends who:
• wake up angry
• grind harder than everyone else
• think weak coffee tastes like betrayal
The beast doesn’t represent balance.
The beast represents surviving Monday through pure chemical determination.
Details:
AS Colour, relaxed fit, crew neck. Middle weight, 22-singles. 100% combed cotton. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
AS Colour size guide (cm):
| Measurement |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Body Width |
47 |
52 |
57 |
61 |
64 |
68 |
| Body Length |
70 |
74 |
78 |
81 |
84 |
87 |